Impreza

What is Impreza?


1.

simply the best car for the money in the american market today. comes in AWD 4-door sedan and 5-door wagon models with varying levels of hp.

also my name.

see subaru WRX STi

the impreza is the best car for the money in the american market today.

See impreza

2.

An edge of you seat thrill ride snapping your neck from 0-60 in 5.2 seconds. To get beat by it is an honor. Many people are afraid to even speak it name. Even lesser have even seen it.

Such a thing comes out only in the deepest of one fears and darkest of nights. Beware...it's coming for you and it wont stop....

What was that?

Dont know.....But it was fast!

3.

An incredible handling car with rally inspired suspention and a horrazontally opposed engine, meaning, more speed less weight

The impreza is the fastest car in history

See impreza, car, fast, initial d

4.

Crap. Period. Unless... well actually no, there is no unless.

Hey look at Steve's crappy Impreza!

Yeah dood its sweet cuz it has a pink emblem on it!

See subaru, impreza, crap, junk, rice

5.

4 door family shopping car with a large engine and turbo shoehorned into it gearbox made out of milk chocolate.

nearly always blue nearly always have gold wheels

"man these feckin imprezas are everywhere there goes another one just like the one that went past 20 seconds ago"<repeat untill bored>

"dont gold wheels really suit imprezas"


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