What is Incarceritis?
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Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.
"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".
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The act of being pretentious with no merit or using lies or pretend to back up a pretentious statement.
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slang for penis, duh.
"keep your yogurt whistle in your pants buddy".
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