Incarceritis

What is Incarceritis?


1.

Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.

"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".

See police, criminal, arrest


97

Random Words:

1. An ending that makes you headdesk. Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments. The..
1. "24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year." Meaning: constantly occuring, without a moments cessation. That dude is h..
1. (verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty. John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka See fart, ripping ass..