What is Incocknito?
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The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.
Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito
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When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.
I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.
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Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.
After multiple failed relationships..