Indie Wank

What is Indie Wank?

An individual, usually a teenager, that predominantly dresses in Indie clothes, usually consisting of any of the following:

Anything from Topshop

Skinny Jeans

'Tea Towel' Scarves

Pixie Boots

Necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants

Huge Plastic Sunglasses

Huge, flowery dresses that belong in a Maternity Section

And will generally be into any bands found on Myspace and aren't at all well known or liked by anyone.

Indie Wanks:

Kate Moss

Any Teenager who shops in Topshop

A Vast majority of the Kids on Myspace

See indie, wank, kate moss, indy, kid

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