What is Indie Wank?
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An individual, usually a teenager, that predominantly dresses in Indie clothes, usually consisting of any of the following:
Anything from Topshop
Skinny Jeans
'Tea Towel' Scarves
Pixie Boots
Necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants
Huge Plastic Sunglasses
Huge, flowery dresses that belong in a Maternity Section
And will generally be into any bands found on Myspace and aren't at all well known or liked by anyone.
Indie Wanks:
Kate Moss
Any Teenager who shops in Topshop
A Vast majority of the Kids on Myspace
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