What is Injured Dog?
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When playing the dick showing game as in the movie Waiting, you take a lamp shade and place it small end toward your junk resulting in a look like that of a dog with a collar that prevents it from chewing or licking injuries
When I walked into the hotel room Chris gave me the injured dog and was thus able to kick me in the ass and call me gay
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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