Insistant Irritant

What is Insistant Irritant?


1.

That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.

Six stages of Insistant Irritant:

Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"

Before commitment: "That will never go right."

Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."

During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."

After trip: "That was terrible."

Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"

See annoying, woman


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