What is Inspector Hector?
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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.
Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-
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the iq of someone who WOULD go on a dating/romantic (ie. blind date, the bachelor) reality show, or lower.
my dating life is fucked bec..