Instaboner

What is Instaboner?


1.

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly

2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"

2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

See boner, trojan suprise

2.

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.

When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.

See instaboner

3.

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.

Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.

See boner, cock, boobs, hard on

4.

when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection

Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner

See boner, insta, irection, antiboner


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