Instahrhoid Edit Meaning

1. The verbal bastardization of the holiday "Christmas", formatted in ebonics. "Dis kryffmass gon' be dah bess kryffma..

1. Something a gay guy sleeps in. When Scott (who is 38 and drives a barnasor) has to call his mom to know if she has hemmed his jammy bot..

1. The cigarette a smoker craves after eating. Man that Jimmy Johns sub hit the spot! I need an after dinner mint! See cigarette, smokin..