Instant Ass

What is Instant Ass?

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.

I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!

See flatulence, fart, gas, poot, ripper

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