Instarection

What is Instarection?

1.

When a male prematurely ejaculates BEFORE even becoming erect.

nerd: dude that hot girl just gave me an instarection! she didnt even touch my penis and i sprayed my load before i even got it up!

shane: ... you're a lil bitch

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2.

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).

Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.

See wood, boner, erection, hard-on, pitching a tent, Troy

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