Intelectual Edit Meaning

1. When you walk too fast for your own good. Matt: James stop jamesified all over that teapot James: okay maybe i stop See matt, james, ..

1. When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out. "How come it always thunders before it ..

1. Uncool, unhip version of cosmopolitanism. Liberal elitist hipster: That is so horrible that MacDonald's is everywhere in the worl..