What is Internet-induced Insomnia?


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The condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. As you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see 'just one more link'. It doesn't always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work.

"Why were you face down at your computer today?"

"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."

See internet, zombie, insomnia, habit, work


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