What is Internetty?
1.
A person who uses the internet to a great extent, very likely working on the internet and familiar with terms such as LOL, ping, digg'ing, and at least basic html.
a: "We need to hire a new writer for our review site."
b: "I know a guy just out of college that can write."
a: "Is he internetty?"
b: "As much as any other 22 year old"
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2.
Slang terminology when describe the inernet.
When Samir gets distracted by something small and shiny at the end of a previously-well constructed sentence:
"My internetty is spaz!"
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