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A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick ..
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Cum in -40 degree weather and you will find out.
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Douchbag paraphernalia. Things a douche will wear to emphasize his douchy ways. This includes but is not limited to: dog tags, glove o..