Ipud Edit Meaning

1.

The name of Apple Computer's vibrator. It is very stylish, and is far more stable than most standard personal vibrators(PV's). Sadly, it is often overlooked by most dildo-enthusiasts, as it only has one rib.

God damnit, my PV just crashed. I wish I had an iPud.

2.

A person who listens to loud crappy music on headphones in a public place. Usually accompanied by an annoying foot tap or head bob.

"Some iPud sat next to me on the bus this morning. He was listening to Fallout Boy or some shit like that."

See ipod, pud, music, annoying, loud

3.

A combination of iPod and earbuds. An annoying person (usu. at work) who is constantly listening to his iPod and has their earbuds in so when you go to talk to them, you have to tap them on the shoulder, throw a stapler at them, etc. to get them to pull the earbuds out before you can have a conversation with them.

That guy in accounting is really annoying. He's such an ipud.

See ipod, music, earphones, conversation

4.

Invisible Pink Unicorn denialist

He is a Christian so he does not believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Therefore he is an IPUd

See atheism, theism, christianity, islam