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The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
He took a bite, saw the other half of the worm in the app..
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When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is pres..
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Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that wi..