Irish Clocktower

What is Irish Clocktower?

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.

"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"

"How long did it take John to jism?"

"5 minutes."

"Thats John's new record!"

See sex, fuck, jism, cum, hammered

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Irish Clocktower Edit Meaning