Irish Mascara

What is Irish Mascara?

A black eye received in a fistfight or any other kind of brawl.

"Dude, I got mugged on the way to work today..."

"Did you? I thought you'd just applied some Irish mascara."

See irish, mascara, injury, hurt, make-up, fight, brawl, fist

Ioannarism

1. To state the obvious. Tim is having lunch when Tony walks in. Tony says, 'Oh, you're having lunch.' Tim replies, '..

Shrubbed

1. Yet another word that essentially means ownage. "Damn! Those sucka fools just got shrubbed!" "I know, B! Total shrubbag..

Nugett

1. A more polite term used in place of dumbfuck. You're such a nugett. See dumbfuck, nuggett, nugget, dumbass, retard, dipshit..

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