Irish Mascara

What is Irish Mascara?

A black eye received in a fistfight or any other kind of brawl.

"Dude, I got mugged on the way to work today..."

"Did you? I thought you'd just applied some Irish mascara."

See irish, mascara, injury, hurt, make-up, fight, brawl, fist

Cupcussion

1. The injury to the head obtained from the smashing of a cup Joe smashed a cup into Brittany's head at a party and she received a cu..

Quaddle

1. Quaddle (Verb) - to ejaculate on any given animal. Peter: Hey man, what's happened to my cat? Luke: Oh sorry, I saw it and couldn..

Diered

1. To drink until one can drink no longer I went to the bar last night and got diered off my ass See smashed, drunk, fucked, beligerent, ..

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