Irish Mascara

What is Irish Mascara?

A black eye received in a fistfight or any other kind of brawl.

"Dude, I got mugged on the way to work today..."

"Did you? I thought you'd just applied some Irish mascara."

See irish, mascara, injury, hurt, make-up, fight, brawl, fist

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