Newport Cough

What is Newport Cough?

The hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking Newport's. Sounds sickly and much like one has TB.

Newport smoker: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH, THROW UP...

Non Newport smoker: hey man you ok? its sounds like your sick...

Newport smoker: naw man im healthy as a horse i just got that Newport cough

See newport cough, newport, cough

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