Irn-bru

What is Irn-bru?


1.

Irn-Bru. Caffine high, sugar laden fruit flavoured soda very popular in Scotland.

Predominately drank on the West coast and affectionately refered to as "ginger" although this is universally mis-atributed to the bright orange colour (hence irn-bru)

Excellent for a buckfast hangover.

Bad for teeth and hyperactivity

(Scene: Glaswegian with travel pass from HMP Saughton at newsagent inside Waverly Railway Station, Edinburgh)

Aw man, ma hied is gieing me pelters. Do you hae any "ginger"?

"Ginger"? Do you mean Irn-Bru?

Aye

Well, learn to speak english, you soap dodging weegie ned, and I might sell you some.

See ginger, neds, weegie, hangover, buckfast

2.

popular scottish drink that involves pouring large quantities of sugar and rust solution into your body, and if you leave it in the glass long enough begins to errod away the sides

can i have a glass of irn-bru

See fairy nuff

3.

a type of drink which looks like radioactive piss. popular with jock mcThicks and other such foreigners. actually, it has this really cool website that sells plaid clothing. they also have amusing commercials involving old women and robberies.

lo, hand me da Irn-Bru, fewl, else I kick yo head in, know what I'm sayin?!


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