Isaac Newton

What is Isaac Newton?


1.

Father of Science, King of Pwn. Was integral (get it) in the development of Calculus and by extension much of modern Mathematics and Physics. Formulated Laws of Motion, an understanding of gravity and also noted some interesting stuff about light. Went to Trinity College Cambridge and possed a still largely mysterious power over apples. The unit of force is also named after him.

Hey an apple just fell on my head, DAMN THAT NEWTON!!

If Isaac newton touches a body of mass 1 kg it will begin to move with an acceleration of 1 metre per second squared.

Newton was strolling down the beach and found a pebble; on it was written "F = ma".

See physics, force, science, calculus, newton


41

Random Words:

1. Bigest Dick motherfucker around. When you're refered to be a Zarvy, you must be a really nice guy, since Zarvy is the nicest person..
1. An instrument used for smoking marijuanna. A tubular shaped pipe opened on both ends with the bowl located near the far end on top. Also..
1. The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. ..