Jackopotamus

What is Jackopotamus?

Short and to the point, a fat man who jacks off, or a fat man that hasn't been laid and has no other choice.

"Looky here a jackopotamus, poor bastard."

See jack off, masturbation, jack butt, animal, yanker

W%t

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Oh Shit If I Get Caught With This I'm Fucked

1. What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer. B3nhur: hey i just DLed one..

Nap With Benefits

1. To engage in autoerotic stimulation before a nap, often to induce a deeper state of sleep. Jack was done with class for the day and his..

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