Jackopotamus

What is Jackopotamus?

Short and to the point, a fat man who jacks off, or a fat man that hasn't been laid and has no other choice.

"Looky here a jackopotamus, poor bastard."

See jack off, masturbation, jack butt, animal, yanker

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