Isheep

What is Isheep?


1.

A person following the trend of technology by buying up every malfunctioning, piece of iCrap that gets put out by Apple.

Person 1: "Look at Kate with her new iPod nano."

Person 2: "But she only just got a new iPod a few months ago."

Person 1: "But now the iPod nano is the newest thing, so that old iPod is obsolete!"

Person 2: "What an iSheep."

See apple, icrap, ipod, ipod nano, trend

2.

A follower of the Apple cult regardless of the usefulness or real worth of the product. Believes with without question the cult propaganda which installs the almost mythological belief that what they have just bought is the fastest or most user friendly product ever, only to be re-sold the same product, with a few minor tweaks, a few months later with the same rhetoric and complete disregard for reality. Easily mislead by their own egos and think they are being unique and innovative. Often wrong but convinced they are correct. See definition for extremist, brainwashed fukwits.

Andy Clarke has SEVEN iPhones!

What an iSheep.

See apple, mac, iphone, ipod, osx

3.

Someone who buys everything Apple churn out.

Person 1:

OMG MICAH YOUNG HAS AN IPHONE

Person 2: Why'd he get it?

Person 1: Because he says it was the best one on the market.

Person 2: What an iSheep

See apple, ipod, sheep, mac, iphone


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