Itard Edit Meaning

1.

One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.

Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.

itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"

Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".

itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".

Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".

See ipod, itard, retard, fucktard, moron, slow

2.

One who is oblivious to their surroundings because they are listening to their iPod too loudly.

"Hey! iTard! I'm talking to you."

See ipod, itard, retard, loud, speak, spoke, hear, listen, mp3, player, oblivious

3.

A person obsessed with everything Apple.

Usually bashes products online, claiming that Apple’s products are better and then lists a bogus name and email address. They occupy their time by reading and creating hype online about new products that Apple is supposedly going to make and revolutionize the world with.

Some of the common products that an iTard will own are an iPhone, iMac, iPod, iBook, MacBook and a pair of stylish emo glasses.

They can usually be found at the local Starbucksor Caribou Coffee sporting their Apple products while they bash non-Apple products anonymously online.

iTard: “Apple is the most revolutionary company on the face of this planet. They make the highest quality products ever known to man.”

Normal Person: “Like the Macintosh Portable, Apple Pippin, Apple Newton MessagePad, Apple Puck Mouse, and the Apple Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh?”

iTard: (5 second pause) “Apple is the best!”

See iphone, itard, ipod, imac, ilife, ichat, apple

4.

Someone who stands in line to spends hundreds of dollars on Apple products.

Johhny stood in line for three days to buy that new iPhone. He's such an iTard.

See iphone, ipod, imac, ibook, retard

5.

A term used to describe the late Generation y and current Gen Z kids that live in an over-simplified on-demand world of instant material, emotional and general gratification.

The oversimplification of tasks is especially relevent to what is normally something very complicated.

iTards do not have the ability to think for themselves, exhibit no problem solving skills and are unable to do anything unless it involves pressing a single large glassy button.

Google is far too complicated for the average iTard, they would rather just ask someone to find something for them.

Two computer musicians, one of them is an iTard.

The normal person uses whatever software necessary to compose a song, they may spend hours or days going over the minutia to get it just right.

an iTard is unable to compose music unless they get a cracked copy of "SuperInstantMusicMaster" from their iTard friends. This, ideally, would be a software consisting of a single button that when pressed would automatically compose and save a top-10 triple platinum song for them.

See generation y, generation z, retard, i-tard

6.

Someone who is a part of Apple's marketing scheme of false heterosexuality. Owning any Apple hardware automatically associates a person with this group of "gifted" individuals who can do nothing but talk about how great their useless, overpriced piece of shit is. iTards have no sense of reality and therefore often believe they aren't listening to Hanson on their iPod. Do not let any iTards touch electronics you own, as they will likely fuck it up within 5 minutes.

iTards are likely to not change their ways, as they are spending their parents' money to be affiliated with a group of douchebags, not to buy an actual product. The best way to take care of an iTard is to spit in their face.

iTard: Dude, I just spent two thousand dollars of my parents' money to buy an iPhone and Mac. Neither of them work, but now I feel so cool!

Anyone with an IQ above 35: Man, you're such a tool.

See retard, shit-eater, dumbfuck, douchebag, hanson

7.

iDiots that have bought in to the marketing campaign that everything Mac is superior. Additionally they remind the rest of us of their gullibility at every opportunity, droning on about how their iMac, iPod, iPhone works better and faster than any other device ever made.

Tim told me, again, how superior his iPhone is to every other phone ever made. iTard!

See mac, geek, retard, tech, dork