Ivonics

What is Ivonics?


1.

The caucasian paralell to ebonics, basically whitespeech. Make frequent use of the word, "dude," " sup" and "football!!!" Less creative than its pigmentally gifted brother, it is slowly being abandoned by more impressionable white people for evonics, a cross of the two spoken by wankstas.

Aw dude, lets play some football! Yee-haw!

2.

Has gained legitamancy now that Webster-Merriam dictionary now includes "nukular" as a proper pronunciation of nuclear thanks to prez Bush Jr.

"We must show strategeryin dealing with 'nukular' powers", Bush said.


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Random Words:

1. big ol titties that looks like a booty on the chest DEEEEEEEEYUUUMMMM!!! She had chest booty for DAYSSSSSSSSSSSS bruh!?!?! SWEAR?!?!?!..
1. When one is acting like they have feces on their face. Chris was being a Poopy Mc. Poopface when he would not share something. See poo..
1. full of shit point blank. me:everything people tell me is fullshit. person: what is fullshit? me:fullshit is full of shit person: oh..