Ivoryonics

What is Ivoryonics?


1.

n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.

Ivoryonics.

Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle?

Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind.

Translation to English.

Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink?

Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright.

See redneck, southern, slang, white, rural, ebonics


61

Random Words:

1. the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye. that (the) wrec..
1. n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter. With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl...
1. a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..