Ivoryonics

What is Ivoryonics?


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n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.

Ivoryonics.

Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle?

Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind.

Translation to English.

Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink?

Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright.

See redneck, southern, slang, white, rural, ebonics


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