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While a chick is on hands and knees going down on you, reach over and jam a handfull of peppercorns into her ass. Then lift her up, and..
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The act of relocating one's erect penis behind a belt buckle, making it unnoticeable.
Dude, that chick is so banging! Oh shit, I j..
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A Democrat at heart, with conservative (usually fiscal) leanings.
After winning over many "Blue Dog Democrats" and building ..