What is Izetize?
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To create a verb by improperly suffixing a noun with '-ize' (or '-ise' for European spelling). The method by which words such as 'monetize', 'securitize', and even 'legalize' are created. A practice generally frowned upon by linguists and geeks.
Created as sort of a self-parody of this formation.
The CEO of the megacorp had the geeks enthralled until he started izetizing his nouns to get his power verbs.
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Vocabulary of extreme difficulty
"Dude, Scott, you do the jewcab?"
"Naw dude, i was stuck at the second word."
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finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so..
