What is Izzy Magliari?
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Lead singer of the pop rock band Snakes Like Converse. Not only does she dress like a cross between a confused cowboy and a fairy, but her voice can imitate that of a horny butterfly. It's been rumored that if she gets angry, she will transform into a diabetic dinosaur that oddly resembles the child's play toy, Kota the triceratops, and roll her foe to death.
Her favorite fruit is sex dipped strawberries.
Her band hails from Brooklyn New York, which holds the best eateries such as Pinkberry, Ray's Pizza, and dumpsters.
Cool fan: Have you seen Izzy Magliari from Snakes Like Converse live? She's the bees knees!
Rabid fan: AND THE FLYS THIGHS!
Cool fan: um...ok?
Rabid fan: AND THE DOGS BLOG!
Cool fan: Dogs don't have blogs.
Rabid fan: AND THE RUNTS CUNT.
Cool fan: Ima smoke a blunt.
Rabid fan Brendon: IMA RAPEHERNEXTTIMEISEEHERLIVE!!!!!!!!
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Niles: Srsly, that photoshoot of Izzy Magliari in the red dress made me masturbate into my girlfriends face.
Garth: Right on.
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