What is Jab Shield?
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Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you,
Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!
Bernard is stuck with the fart.
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Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.
Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa..