What is Jack Monkey?
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For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.
Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!
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someone with no patience who laughs at things that really aren't funny at all. they are also beautiful and adorable.
yea shes a total jack monkey. she hung up on me after 3 seconds of me being away from the phone. shes real cute though.
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Anal insertion of vegetable (or fruit), such as a cucumber or a courgette, for sexual purposes.
Louise loves dildos and inserting objec..
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someone that influences people of high stature for their own personal gain.
That handkerchief head is mowing his boss' yard again ..
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Fucking a sheep up the ass
"Why were at the petting zoo at 3 am?"
"I was mutton busting"
"niiiiiiiiice"..
