Jack Smith

What is Jack Smith?


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One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged. Jack smiths usually wear specially designed satchelpants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical Jack Smith would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a Jack Smith would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"

"he says he's gone for a shave but we both know he's really gone for a "jack smith"

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