Jack-hammered

What is Jack-hammered?

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

See drunk, intoxicated, wasted, hammered, smashed

Atomic Blimpie

1. when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over t..

Nessiness

1. 1. random stuff or things. Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of. See rock the casbah..

Zooded

1. being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot. Dude, I am so fucking zooded. See stoned, blazed, marijuana, weed..

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