Jack-hammered

What is Jack-hammered?

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

See drunk, intoxicated, wasted, hammered, smashed

Fizzle Baby

1. when a baby is crying,it is said to be fizzling *baby crying*"there goes the baby fizzling again"(fizzle baby) See fizz, fiz..

Tittleywink

1. someone that is hot, thin, and smart the girl was a tittleywink..

Zender

1. A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating. "God dammit Pete, stop Zende..

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