Jack-hammered

What is Jack-hammered?

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

See drunk, intoxicated, wasted, hammered, smashed

Fsgf Friend Stealing Girlfriend

1. A girl who beings to go out with 1 of your friends and is a lil bietch so steals your friend from u. WOw! WHAT A FSGF, NOW IM LONELY<..

Pippsey

1. aka Rob Bernas. A flaming homosexual that can't dance and says alot of stupid, gay shit. pippsey Bernas likes to take it up the a..

Consnarfulating

1. The act of procrastinating while attempting to study for academic finals. Dude, what are you doing? Eh, I'm so consnarfulating ri..

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