Jack-hammered

What is Jack-hammered?

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

See drunk, intoxicated, wasted, hammered, smashed

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