Jack-hammered

What is Jack-hammered?

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

See drunk, intoxicated, wasted, hammered, smashed

[big Brested Bed Thrasher]

1. A chick thats dank as hell and has fat ass titties also can be refered to bird watching (dank ass chick wit big titties): hey bud i did..

Vaginal Fluids

1. someone or something like garrett elmendorf who leaks out of vagina in the form of liquid and gets smeared on a nose garrett elmendorf ..

Fiveyearold

1. enigmatic figure representing the effects of drugs and alchohol on a chimpanzee/human hybrid. Seems to enjoy drinking pee and posting on..

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