Neuken In De Keuken

What is Neuken In De Keuken?


1.

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.

Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:

"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"


41

Random Words:

1. A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy. A play on Darwinism, with the deviation being that you *wish* natural select..
1. To kill, mame, destroy, or do whatever humanly possible to have or do something. I would maxzar to get a girl like that!..
1. When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle..