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Chodesicle: A chode but only on a stick, like a popsicle.
Person A: So what did you have at lunch today?
Person B: Fries and a drink.
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When you use either your shit or someone elses shit as lubricant to masterbate.
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John: I ran out of lotion to jack-off last night s..