What is Jacking A Deuce?
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The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.
Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.
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An internet phrase that was used wildly for about a month, and was almost never used again.
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An enormous Zerwargle commonly known as a Phatoraphter, but with a larger belly for inhaling and/or spewing cows.
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masterbation
Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.
Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help..