Jacking A Deuce

What is Jacking A Deuce?


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The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.


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