What is Jacking A Deuce?
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The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.
Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.
Random Words:
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1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.
2. Generic..
