What is Jacking A Deuce?
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The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.
Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.
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That act in which one's Pussy secretes a stream of lubricating fluid anytime before orgasm. Kind of like when a dude has pre-cum.
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A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steameror Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.
Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
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