Jacko Lantern

What is Jacko Lantern?


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1.A device used to warn of the approach of Michael Jackson(commonly nicknamed Jacko).

2.It's spelled Jack-O-Lantern, you idiot!

(at a Halloween evening)

When Mrs. Gibson saw a suspicious-looking man with long black hair, a porcelain-pale face, lipstick coloring his lips, a black trenchcoat, a lustful expression on his face, and far off in the distance walking in the general direction of her kids across the street trick-o-treating, she knew she had to switch on her Jacko lantern and signal the kids to return home with her before the guy goes and "tricks" them into giving his "treats."

Mark H. Proud inventor and patent holder of the Jacko Lantern! Also UD author since February 2004.


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