Jackoff Hands

What is Jackoff Hands?


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the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.

eli: whats up dude

*hand shake*

michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit

eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.

michael: jackoff hands!!

See jack, off, hands, spit, dick


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