Jacks My Wire Edit Meaning

1. to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffl..

1. A man who must ride waves of fat before he can have intercourse with an extremely obese woman. Your daddy is a fat surfer because your ..

1. A significant other who gets ahold of your cell phone to check your text messages. Usually causing a fight after seeing who has been tex..