Jafdildo Edit Meaning

1. When texting "Yup" the 1st word that shows up is Zur. At least on my shitty phone. Girl: So you coming to my party? :) Boy: ..

1. 'crying wolf', taken from the actions Deputy Secratary of defense Paul Wolfowitz took to try and take America to war with Iraq..

1. When a women is giving you a blow job while you are standing up you simply turn around and fart into a lit match, therefor blowing fire ..