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When you wear a Army uniform and a strap-on while have sex with your lady.
"Damn man last night I give the trick the ROTC Jackhamm..
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The greatest thing you can ever do for another person (and yourself),when, even after they have hurt you so badly you thought you would ..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..