Jaken

What is Jaken?

The ultimate smartest person you'll meet. The Queen of grammar. Someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.

"Shake your head jaken"

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Turtle Jacking

1. When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattai..

Unicorning

1. Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus. We unicorned until the sun ..

You May Have My Peanut Shells

1. 1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philan..

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