Jakeness

What is Jakeness?

1.

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337

Ron: i wurship u jakeness

See Cass
44

Random Words:

Ass Ghost
1. The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is alwa..
Read more
Doughan
1. a person, usually twins, with curly hair and medium build. purpose: to be tough. weaknesses: catching footballs strengths: just ask t..
Read more
Les Head
1. A girl who has the face, neck and haircut of a lesbian, but not necessarily the body. The head is so convincingly that of a lesbian that..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free