Jakeness

What is Jakeness?

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T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337

Ron: i wurship u jakeness

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