What is Jalabated?
1.
The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.
Random Words:
1.
when you swipe your hand in your mates pizza and then wipe it on a fat losers back in one sweeping motion, preferably not getting caught..
1.
Sex with a girl after comforting her when she's sad.
"Kelly was sad about her dog dying. So I bought her flowers and comforte..
