What is Jalabated?
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The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.
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