Jalapenis

What is Jalapenis?

The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.

He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!

See jalapeno, burning, mexican, toilet

A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth.

"That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"

See hot, tacos, slut

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