What is Jalapenis?
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The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.
He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
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A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth.
"That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"
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When you wear a thong panty and don't get a good wipe.
"Damn, those pork and beans I ate last night really upset my stomach. ..
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When a hot chick is sucking your cock and procedes to bobble and suck the balls pretending they were stress relieving balls.
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