What is Jalapenis?
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The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.
He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
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2.
A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth.
"That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"
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when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.
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A challenge to fight. Usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.
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