What is Johnny-no-stars?
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A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?
Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
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