What is James?
1.
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
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2.
A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!
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3.
someone with a big head and often a small penis often in mr ford's lesson monday period 2, wednesday period 5, thursday period 2 and friday period 3 i know this because he has 'got with people' who don't admit it. His sacond name is usually conway he must also have a middle name of Kieran. So bolly why dont you get your self out there and get your 1 inch tail wet.
James you have such a big head and you fuck cats with your brother on Tuesday afternoons
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4.
The King of all Ass holes. He will rip your heart out and spit on it, then laugh at you. He is a man Whore, and is known for cheating on his girlfriend, then fucking her.
He's such a James!
I know!
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5.
Another Way of calling someone a dick/penis.
You are such a James!
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6.
1)A particularly painful shit, normally invovling those weird spiky bits you can never identify
2) Severe let down, normally in the bedroom
3) A particularly unsatisfactory orgasm, normally associated with nerds who jack off several times an hour, normally to a stained picture of a girl they could never get.
1) Dude, the James I had yesterday really tore up my insides
2) Aaah...that guy yesterday was such a James, all talk but no skills
3) Hahaha Eric is such a James, I found him jacking off to Sarah's pic again yesterday!
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3) He is such a James, his keyboard has cumstains on it for god's sake!
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7.
An total douche bag who cant take a joke, usually short.
I thought that guy was my friend...but it turned out he was a total James.
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