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A motor accident involving a tractor.
Farmer John: Hello, operator. I've just run over my dog with my tractor.
Operator: Oh dear...
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A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.
No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of h..
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Someone who does nothing fun... EVER. Someone who would rather hang out with his mom on a Friday night, when all his other "friend..
