Jamph

What is Jamph?

1. A friendly jape at an acquaintances foolish behavior.

2. A searing put down to the stupid behaviour of ones enemies.

1. "Colin, you are such a Jamph"

2. "What is that fucking Jamph doing??!!!"

See jamph, fool, twat, romford

Thwop

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Tinkle Machine

1. simply put... a toilet... or urinal. because you tinkle in it, and it's a machine... get it people... Alright I got 6 beers down....

ºk

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